comedy :\

Install Theme

(Source: erarg, via clannyphantom)

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

(Source: imwithkanye, via pizza)

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

(via cumfort)

Anonymous asked: dating advice?

magnezone:

everybody is an enormous waste of time 

unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

(Source: plasmapanda, via oknope)

you wanna see a disaster?

asciimiddlefinger:

play the cha cha slide around a bunch of white folks and wait until the part where the dude goes “cha cha now real smooth”

(via pizza)

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

reallylameblog:

what if garbage was spelled like garbij

(via hate)